November 6, 2009

Off in the woods

Estimates are that 800,000 armed men and women will invade the woods and fields of the Gopher State tomorrow. Only eclipsed by the Fishing Opener in May, the annual Deer Opener is one of Minnesota’s great outdoor traditions. I didn’t grow up in a family that did any hunting what so ever. My Dad rarely spent time in the outdoors, he didn’t fish, we never ever camped as family. My love of outdoor sports, according to my wife, must have some genetic tie to my biological family.

So this weekend I’ll with the rest of the hunters, sitting in tree, trying to be invisible.. Of course with the advances of technology I’ll be warm, and not just because it’s going to be warm this weekend. I’ll be listening to an audio book on my iPod, and I’ll be well fed thanks to my pot of chili I made. I was told that should wash my clothes in some fancy no-smell soap.. but that’s only for people who actually want to shoot something. I hope a see a lot of deer, maybe some big ones, lots of them, and I hope that just about the time they get into rifle range, the catch a wiff of my aftershave and turn tail and run.

For me the big fun of this whole experience is deer camp. Chance to hang out in the woods, eating camp food, drinking beer, maybe some scotch, snacking on summer sausage and crackers, swapping stories, playing guitar at night. But if I get one… deer sausage and venison roast.

November 2, 2009

Mom and her brush with world history

Today is my mother’s birthday. The actually number of years is a pretty closely held family secret, one that even her only kid doesn’t have direct knowledge of. I’m going to write a bit about her story, or our family history. It’s pretty fascinating and I think a nice tribute to her. Warning, it might jus take a few days to get through it all.

And, there will be no names, the writing will at times, be a bit more vague that you might like.

 

Cairo Egypt, November 1934. The only daughter and the youngest of four kids, mom was born at her home in Cairo’s Jewish Quarter. Cairo of 1934 was a cosmopolitan place, at the crossroads of the Middle East and Europe, the city was home to British and French nationals, there was a thriving Jewish community here, estimated to be at 75,000 people. It is one of the world’s oldest Jewish communities and, with Alexandria, it is a center of Jewish learning and life in the Middle East. Cairo is also home to several Christian communities, including the native church of Egypt, the Coptic Church, this is the original church in Egypt. It is one of the oldest Christian churches in the world, and interestingly the liturgical language of the Coptic Church is directly descended from the last native Egyptian language, it dates to earliest days of the Church. In the 600’s the invasions from the Arabian Peninsula ushered in the Islamic era and brought Arabic and Islam to Egypt, and Christians and Jews became second citizens. An interesting fact about the Copts, their liturgical language, is the former spoken language of Egypt, predating Arabic it is the last language to have been written in hieroglyphics during the time of Ptolomys. And of course there are also the majority of people in Egypt, the Muslims.

Egypt at the time was ruled by King Farouk, a British puppet and the last of the Muhammed Ali dynasty which had ruled Egypt for 10 generations. He was supported by the British with an occupation force in order to look after the interests of the Suez Canal. Farouk lived an extravagant lifestyle at Egypt’s expense, many palaces, lots of estates and land, expensive European shopping trips, and a string mistresses, for the British, French and the other foreigners living in Egypt at the time, he looked a lot like the British Royal family and life for them was good. For the Arab public, he was despised.

Cairo at that time, according my family sources was a beautiful city, it’s teeming slums wouldn’t come until Egypt’s rapid urbanization of the 60’s and later. My mother’s family was not native to Egypt. Her father was from an old southern French family who had settled in Tunisia in the 1700’s, Tunis at the time was also a center of Jewish life in the Arab world. Her mother was from Beirut, descended from a family of Russian Jews who immigrated to Palestine at the end of the 1800’s and had wound up settling in French Beirut. Not coincidentally, my father’s mother was from the same family line and also from Beirut. His father however was from Damascus, once the oldest Jewish community in the world, dating back the second Temple period. Again, another story.

My Mothers Dad was successful merchant in Egypt. The family had a general store and sold goods to the British and the French contractors who were in Egypt at the time working for the Suez Canal Company. They would spend the height of the Egyptian summer at the Mediterranean at a house in Ras El Bar, where the Nile flows into the sea. They would take day trips to Alexandria to see the sights. Occasionally the would take the coastal train from Port Said to Beirut to visit with the family in Lebanon, passing through Palestine on the way north, a route that hasn’t been used since 1949. In Lebanon they were fond of the beach and enjoyed making trips to the Shouf Mountains to escape the heat of the summer.

They lived a pretty good life in Egypt the 30’s. Hollywood movies, family time, vacations in the Nile Delta. This all came to an end with the death of my Grandfather in 1939 and the onset of World War II. My grandfather’s death meant Mom’s three older brothers would have to start working. Her oldest brother entered into Banking and supported the family as best he could. His young wife was also from Beirut and the split their time between there and Egypt. Her youngest brother was a competitive swimmer who swam long distance, open water events around the Middle East and wasn’t around to much. Her middle brother took a job working for the British Army in Egypt. At the time, the best schools in Egypt were either French or British; you had your choice of a British style boarding school, mostly for boys, or a Catholic French school where you could be taught by Nuns. Moms’ mother chose the latter for her.

In the late 30’s Jews from Europe were starting to arrive Cairo as refugees with stories of Nazism and the persecution that was going in Germany and it’s occupied countries. In 1939 Libya was an Italian colony. When Mussolini joined the Axis powers, the Italians began to move out of Tripoli in their bid to expand the Duce’s empire. Italian troops in Africa were woefully under matched in equipment to their British foes and the war did not go well for the Fascist Italian forces. Hitler was determined on opening a second front in the war, and distract the British war effort and seize the Suez Canal. In early 1941 to support the failing Italians, the Afrika Corps under General Erwin Rommel landed in Tunisia and began to push across North Africa towards the British and Canal in Egypt. Cairo’s Jews were in a panic with reports of the advances by the Germans. In Egypt proper, behind British lines there were acts of sabotage against the British and foreign targets around Egypt, perpetrated by the Muslim Brotherhood.

The Brotherhood was established in Egypt in 1928 by teachers and workers on the canal as a reaction to Westernization of Egypt and what they perceived as an abandonment of fundamental Islam. By 1938 there were 200,000 members of the Brotherhood in Egypt and they were perceived as a threat by the British, a fifth column should the Germans make it to Cairo. My uncle, Mom’s middle brother was recruited by the British Army to infiltrate the Brotherhood in Cairo. Fluent in street vernacular Arabic, he looked like a typical fedayeen (Egyptian) and was able to successfully join a cell in Cairo. Obviously his contact with his family ended during this time.

My mother was sent to a camp for Jewish children in Alexandria, the camp was sponsored by Hashomar Ha’Tzaier a Zionist organization with youth camps in Europe and the Middle East who were training the kids in farming and scouting in order for them to one day move to Palestine and help build the future Jewish State. Both of the circumstances would come into play later.

By the summer of 1942 the Germans had advanced to with in 70 miles of Alexandria to a small town on the Mediterranean coast, El Alamein, a name that would go down in military history. In July of that that year the British and Commonwealth troops stopped the Nazi’s for the first time in the war. El Alamein was the high water mark of the Axis. The first battle, that July, was fought to a stalemate, and lines were drawn, literally in the sand. In October of that year the British under General Montgomery had amassed over 200,000 troops and 1100 tanks, the famous Eighth Army. By late September they were poised and ready to counter attack the Germans and drive them back to Libya. The Germans, after 3 months in desert with extended supply lines and fuel shortages were vulnerable.

On the night of October 25, 1942 at 9:40 almost 900 artillery pieces of the Commonwealth opened fire at the same time. The plan was to have their shells fall all over the 40 mile front to confuse the Germans. After the initial bombardment they were to focus in on specific targets, minefields and positions for the actual infantry and armor attack. The plan was brilliant and the Afrika Corps were crushed at El Alamein By the November the Germans and the Italians were in full retreat and the threat to Egypt was over.

My Grandmother recalled to me on several occasions the near constant vigils of prayer and fasting that were going on the Egyptian Jewish community during the battle. For her Montgomery was a savoir, a modern Mordicahi who delivered her personally from Hitler. For the family, after the battle the war became less of an issue. Cairo was bombed several times by German and Italian planes, these raids stopped. The fear that the Brotherhood would link up with the Germans became less of a concern, however since Mom’s brother had be placed in an active cell, he was a valuable asset for the British and was left in place.

After the war ended, life in Egypt was never the same. The British were now an occupying force. The Canal a symbol of Western imperialism was seen as insult to Egyptian nationalism, King Farouk was an agent of the west. In Palestine meanwhile the Yishuv, the Jewish quasi-government who, during the war had cooperated with the British and supported the war effort against the Nazi’s were now in rebellion, terrorizing British interests in the country. Millions of displaced persons were in camps across Europe, many the survivors from concentration camps now found themselves in new displaced persons camps. The Jewish Agency was attempting to bring them into Palestine. The Arabs in Palestine petitioned the British to stop what they saw as illegal immigration. This influx of a million Jewish refugees would dramatically upset the balance of power in Palestine and the Arabs were going to do everything in their power to stop it.

The British, caught in the middle, were doing their part to see that open warfare didn’t break out between Jewish and Arab Palestinians, they completely halted Jewish immigration to the country in 1946 in a reaction to Arab demands. For the Jews in the country this was a declaration of war. Several Jewish militias began to attack the British troops with bombings and assinations, in the meantime the Brotherhood had setup in the Arab villages in Palestine and began attacking the Jewish settlements, the Jews would attack Arab villages and the entire region was a powder keg about the explode. This violence spilled over into Egypt where the Brotherhood engaged in attacks on Jewish and British institutions and businesses. By 1948 the British wanted out of the whole affair.

With the establishment of the State of Israel in 1949, the situation for Jews in Egypt began to deteriorate. Attacks against Jews in Cairo became common, riots broke out, Egyptians attacked the Jewish neighborhood in Cairo breaking shop windows and beating people. Because of his involvement with British Intelligence her brother had to leave Egypt pronto. He was evacuated with most of the British Army and wound up moving to London and doing cold war assignments in Europe. Mom’s oldest brother departed Egypt for Beirut with his wife about this time leaving my Mother and her Mother in Cairo. The situation continued to get worse. By the early 50’s a new nationalism was taking hold in Egypt, the British were despised for their role in the creation of the State of Israel and for their control of the Suez Canal.

In 1951 after an incident with British Troops at the canal that left 41 Egyptians dead anti-Western riots engulfed the country. In Cairo British and French interests were attacked as were the last remaining Jewish Department stores and companies in Egypt. In July of 1952 officers in the Egyptian military staged a coup which overthrew King Farouk. General Gammal Abdul Nasser was the new president of Egypt. Under the banner of Egyptian nationalism Nasser sized control of the Suez Canal and broke off all treaties with the British.

In 1956 French, British and Israeli forces attacked Egypt and retook the canal. For my mother, this was a double whammy. At the time Mom held a French passport, she also had attended a Zionist youth camp as kid. A few weeks after the end of the hostilities, Egypt was again engulfed in riots. The French embassy in Cairo was burned and in a show of Pan-Arab nationalism at the same time the newly independent country of Tunisia opened their embassy in Cairo. .

A few weeks after the Suez crisis, my mother left the apartment and headed to work at the department store where she was a clerk. As she arrived at the store, she saw her boss talking to some unknown men. As she made eye contact with the boss, he very subtly nodded at her, the message, “don’t stop”. As she walked passed she pretended to be another customer. When she left the store she called home from a payphone to check on her mother. They didn’t have a phone in her apartment so she had to call the neighbor. According to her neighbor, a Coptic woman, there had been men at the apartment looking for her, she had been identified as a French Zionist and there was a warrant for her arrest. Egypt was rounding up Jews at this time for deportation, Mom was on their list.

Mom asked the neighbor to tell her Mother to take a one bag, all the money they had and to meet her at the Cairo train station at a certain time. Hanging up she tore up her identity papers and her French passport. She headed for the new Tunisian Embassy in Cairo, on the grounds of what was the French Embassy. Crowds of people were celebrating the destruction of the French and British Embassies, the chaos would work in her favor. Pulling herself together she went into the Tunisian embassy and asked for a passport. She told the new officials that her father was a Tunisian, (true) and that she and her mother considered themselves to be Tunisian Citizens (untrue). Mom is fluent in Arabic of course and must have made up a great story. Her passport was issued, as well as one for her infirm Mother.

Later that day she met her Mother at the train station and with the little bit of money they had in with them they bought two tickets to Alexandria. Once they arrived in Alexandria they were able to find a ferry to Beirut and, with only the items they had with them, a suitcase and a Persian rug, they boarded the boat and left Egypt for the last time, leaving everything behind them.

Beirut in 1956 was literally the Paris of the Middle East. The country was stable then, the city was known for it’s boulevards, high standard of living and tolerance. In Beirut she was able to recover her French passport, live with family and get her affairs in order. She quickly moved to Paris, where for several years she was a phone operator. She made a trip to Texas where she went to meet her second cousin, my other Grandmother. This was supposed to be a quick trip, passing through to Montreal where her three brothers had settled. Plans change however, she arrived on a Monday, met my father that afternoon and got married that Friday. I was adopted a few years later and so it goes. I still have a hard time imagining my 35 year old father, after weekend starting Monday single no girlfriends and being married by that Friday.

The rest as they say.. is history.

November 1, 2009

Fall Haiku

A f’n poem? Are you kidding me? Well fans, just mixing it up.

I mean, who doesn’t love themselves some Haiku? This came to me while I was harvesting leaves all afternoon.

Comments in meter please.

 

Fall, season I love

Except when winter follows

Summer that skipped us

 

The snow in October

Portends the ice of winter

Grumbling weather, it sucks

 

Soon the lake will seal

With frozen drifts of snow and ice

Where ripples once sailed

 

The leaves have fallen

Laying thick about the ground

Damp, dead. Summer ghosts

 

Burning leaves, lazy smoke

Evoking memories the past

Autumns of youth

 

Kids having a blast

Jumping into the piles

Outdoor playtime ends

 

When did the fun stop?

The autumn sort of lost it’s fun,

When fun turned into work.

November 1, 2009

Idea

Done with the leaves for a bit. Did mine and two neighbors, that’s how I roll around here of course. Once neighbor has a new dog, something not in play last year. But, being a guy like me with an entrepreneurial mind, I can’t help but come up with this idea.. Nitrogen rich dog food, with weed killing properties. Dogalizer, your dog poops anyway, why not make it work for you.

I’m not sure what the magic formula of grass feed and dog feed would be, but I think I’m on to something.  

November 1, 2009

Halloween and Leaves

Trick or Treat

It ain’t what it used to be, that ‘bout all I can say about it. i don’t know if it’s the fact that the neighborhood is getting older, or if it was a Saturday night deal or what but there were almost no kids this year. I think we had about 5 or 6 groups tops, and of those most were in the first 20 minutes. Then, nothing for a long while, and finally a few groups of kids last night that I’m pretty sure drove themselves to the neighborhood. They were nice enough to stamp out their butts in the street before coming up the walk. I think one of them might the wife of friend of mine who celebrated his midlife crises by marrying the au pair.

For the Sank Halloween we got another view of things to come at the Casa.. it was just Mrs S and I.. Middle kid was working the play at the high school, and the daughter was with the girl scouts all night. So it was just the two of us. Nice a quiet, celebrated with the Oregon Ducks as the beat the crap out of USC. I always enjoy watching them lose. Other than that it the two of us looking at each other and TV.

Me: “You know, with everyone gone and …”

Her: “I just got of a plane I’m tired”,.

Further conversation being pointless I moved on to other things.

 

Leaf Harvest

This morning I looked out on the Sank Estate, backyard style, something I avoid because I always see stuff to do back there. Well, since the mighty lawn tractor has been out of commission for a week or so, it’s a little deep in leaves. Ass deep in some spots. I don’t think the leave fairy is going to show up anytime soon and the helpful child, aka the one who actually did a few things around here as opposed to other fleshbots we’ve created around here is now in college, meaning my lazy ass has to go outside and “gulp” rake.

Mrs S as dictated that this year she does not want me releasing our fallen leaves back in the woods behind our house, thereby returning them to “mother” and completing the circle of leaf life. No, this year she wants me to use the handy yard waste trash can we have from our garbage company. Apparently she finds massive piles of leaves offensive. I don’t know, when they’re covered with snow who cares, look sort of like prehistoric earthworks. Plus, its fun to watch people step on what looks like a snow covered hill, only to sink in up their knees in cold wet leaves. Frisbee golfers keeping me entertained if you will.

The Bad NEWS is Mrs S is spatially challenged and doesn’t estimate size and volume very well, overestimating the size of the can relative to amount of leaves in the yard. And while her disability works to my advantage in the bedroom.. when it comes to an overflowing trash can.. not so much. There’s just no way around the fact that 80% of the things are going to be in the woods.

 

Future Bat Mitzvah’s

We got a date for the girls Bat Mitzvah. Which means our first meeting with the Rabbi and a discussion of her Torah portion is just around the corner. I don’t think this chick is able to come of with flowery pontifications about the hidden meanings of 3000 year old texts. In preparation of the meeting I’ve been reading through her part and frankly, we’re in some deep trouble around here. The Jews read the first 5 books of the bible, aka the Torah, in weekly increments over the course of a year. Portions were assigned 100’s of years ago. Frankly once you get passed Genesis and Exodus, cool easy talk about content starts to go dry.

The first sentence of the girls deal.. “take a census”. Take a census is biblical Hebrew for “prepare to be bored, dry section ahead”. We not only have the longest section in the Bar Mitzvah cannon, we might have the driest. I think its so long because back when.. people used to page though it get to a more interesting part.

October 30, 2009

A Wee Bit Spent

I’m sort of out of blog topics at the moment. While I won’t admit to writers block, I will say there’s just not a ton of stuff to talk about at the moment.

Mrs S is in Arizona this week, leaving me in charge of the kids. Nice for her to visit with her 90 year old grandmother. I’ve been left with a rather substantial list of stuff to do in her absence. We’ve got errands, Halloween stuff, plays at school, synagogue, Masons…  and of course the omnipresent work.

I haven’t updated the weight loss in a while. Current total- 35 pounds down. 35 to go I think. Now it’s getting a bit tougher… not coming off as fast as it was before. Buckle down buckwheat.

 

Had to get rid of a TV at the cabin. Struck me as ironic that the TV we had up there was purchased back in the mid to late 90’s. I remember buying that thing and thinking how small it was for a 26” TV. Also, how huge it was. So, when I was in college we had a TV in our dorm room that I swear, was a massive piece of equipment. It barely fit in the room. Not I have 10X the room I did back them and ironically, TV’s are about 1/2 the size and 1/50 the thickness. Now that I have to room.

October 27, 2009

Spectacles, Wallet and Watch.. me

DSC_9313 Mrs S has spent some time over the years coaching me on the proper way to wear glasses. I’ve worn glasses over the years, started with just reading, now it’s everything except long distance stuff. When you’re farsighted and therefore can’t see things that are in close proximity, like a printed page or the face of loved one coming in for a peck on the cheek, you learn to adjust as best you can with your corrective lenses, looking over the top of the them at objects far away. Makes sense to me.

That is, after all what bifocals are all about.

But I don’t wear bifocals. Old guys wear bifocals. I just need them for reading and when you’re talking to me from across the table I don’t need them, so I’m going to look at you, because beholding your beauty dear, drinking in every subtlety in your expression, gazing directly into your deep blue eyes, not only bring me immense joy, but it meets your directive to “look at me when I’m talking to you”. Which I do. And I do it because, your gende, my love, likes to leave out the most important aspects of a conversation until you’re sure I’m not looking at you, or like all men see something shiny or shapely out of the corner of my eye and turn my attention there, if only for a moment.

As I recall, you said to me, Look at me.. You did not say look at me unless you are going to look at me over your damn glasses. Apparently when I look at her over my damn glasses, I look O L D. Like her grandfather used to do. The solution either look at the blurry spot where her voice is coming from, or take them off to talk to her, and put them back on, when I’m reading. Now this last method, is somewhat helpful when I want to emphasize my interest in some point she’s making. Usually because, I think it would make it appear that I am fascinated in what she’s saying and hanging on every word. 25 years in, I still may not know what she’s talking about much of the time, but I do know when I should look interested. (That goes for the kids too)

So in a typical Saturday breakfast conversation my glasses may come on and off 100 times. This is what my Mother would do. Glass ON, Glass OFF. Glass on to read, glass off to talk. In Mom’s case, glasses are a secret that she pretends you don’t know about. She won’t look at you directly with them for some reason because they might make her look old. Um ‘er’

The other problem with glasses and Sank is my nose. It’s small, like my hands and my feet and …

I gotta small nose and like everyone’s damn nose, at times, she’s a bit slick. So, by the end of the day, spectacles can slide down a bit. And, since I want them down a bit anyway, I don’t notice. And then, I look over them and then everyone gets on my case. Including, btw, the three women who work for me who like stop conversations to say, “either push up your glasses or take’m off. Over the top is unbecoming a leader with your talents”.

Fine. I’ll take them off. You know, I suggested to my wife, what I should do is get one of those handy dandy chains to keep them on so when I take them off I don’t have to set them down. That, apparently, would be deal breaker that would preclude all further public appearances with me. I’d be going solo to most events.. Is it wrong to thing that might not be a bad thing.

“Sank, you need some new damn glasses” is what she’s say’n. Okie dokie.. New glasses it is.

Well after the Dermatologist told me that I could get melanoma in my eye and that I should have them checked annually, I was in the Optometrists office that afternoon. Really. Clear bill of health except.. you need stronger bifocals.

K.

Being loaded, money being no object, I went for the progressive lenses. Really nice ones. I don’t know what progressive lenses really are, I know what a progressive dinner is. I think progressive lenses are sort of the same thing. I wear a lens that has little areas of entirely different focus. That’s the only way I can explain it. Depending on where you look, you see things in focus, or not in focus. So far.. it’s a dizzying experience. What I’m finding myself doing is now is cocking my head like a dog listening to a silent whistle when ever I want to look at something, I’m looking for that perfect spot of clarity. Not unlike my life long search for perfect clarity, only in this case it comes at weird angles.

The good news on the new glasses, I also didn’t spare any expense on frames. Ray-Bans. Goodness knows I love me some Ray-Bans. Ray-Ban Clubmaster. OMG.. I’ve loved clubmasters since my high school shop teacher wore them in the late 70’s. They were old then. Well they’ve been off the market for years and now they’re back and I’m wear’n them. I’ve been looking for them for 20 years I kid you not.

Picked ‘um up yesterday. Got some looks and some compliments. My daughter however, burst into uncontrollable laughter and asked “Did you BUY Those?” I look like Noah Bennet from Heroes, The Man in the Horned Rimmed Glasses aka HRG. I have horned rim glasses. Apparently they match my 50’s buzz cut well. Today, while wearing them, and staring at my computer, and moving my head around trying get more than the one word I was looking at in focus, apparently they slid down Mont Sank, the nose. One of the ladies came in and made the comment “Hey if that’s how you’re going wear the new glasses, you need to go back and get them adjusted. “WE” didn’t send you to get new glasses to have you wear them on the tip of your nose.

WE? Who is we? Your wife and your team.

Which makes me wonder, exactly what am I in control of in my life?

October 25, 2009

Weekend Update

Dinner club. Cost me the entire weekend, all day Saturday, cleaning up and cooking. Dinner was good, if don’t say so myself. Curried squash soup, coq au’vin.. for the last time for while, this time left out potato and added leeks. Red chard sautéed in butter, with garlic and pine nuts, wild rice and brown rice with crasins and pecans, grilled asparagus and finally some cheesecake I bought. I don’t really do dessert so well. We hosted a murder mystery that my sister in law had given us for a present back in.. I’m guessing the late 80’s? I meant I hadn’t opened it since then and the damn thing had a cassette tape to play. Had to scramble a bit to find the cassette tape player..

The murder thing wasn’t as fun as the last time we tried it. I think they’re better now, this one dragged on and on.. and on.. and we drank a shitload of wine.. include a really nice 2000 burgundy. The risk of serving a 9 year old bottle of wine that you’ve been hanging on to for 7 years and that is worth about $100.00 is hearing your guest tell you.. “hmmm, it’ ok but this Chilean Malbec is much better (at $7.00).. uh. We also had, and I’d been dying to try this for a long time..

Hold on to your selves you purists.. we had a delicious whisky, single malt from Japan. Yamazaki, from Suntory. I have to tell you, this could be one of the best single malts I’ve ever had. Serious. We drained the bottle. And.. Sunday was it was about 1:00 before I was feeling good enough to be horizontal.

I have wax on a bit about this whisky. I’m a whisky drinker, my personal favorites are Auchentoshan, a great mild lowland,  Balviene Double Wood and Laphroaig from the Scotch category, Bushmills 16 from the Irish world and a few bourbons like Basil Hayden. I read about Suntory and the Japanese attempt to make great whisky, (can’t call it scotch) over the last 80 years or so. A few years ago they did the unspeakable and beat the Scotch distilliries in a taste test, in Scotland.. a blind taste test mind you.  This was the first bottle I’ve ever purchased of Yamazaki, I mean with so many great scotchs from Scotland I get distracted, and really? How good could it be. Japanese beer has never done it for me, sake I get.. and like.. but really? Whisky?

Yamaszki was one of, if not the smoothest whisky I’v eever tasted. No bite what so ever. However this lack of the traditional scotch “bite” should not be misinterpreted as a lack of compexity. I was led to believe, by what turned out to be a very misinformed “expert” at Blue Max Liquors in Burnsville that this was going to be a smokey, kelp flavor, like the Isle Scotch’s I love.  This was none of that. Yamazaki is a very mellow, almost a fruity armoa that compares more to a 15 year old Balvine. There is no peat here. No Smoke.. but at the same time, it’s very rich and is now one of my favorites, and something that I’m going to enjoy surprising people with as I pop out a bottle of “Japanese” instead of Scotch.

Then I watched the Vikings, while not as bad as I thought it was going to be.. ironically, they played what could have been their best game of the year and had it not been for a couple lucky plays.. would have dominated the Steelers. Well, they got lucky last week, turn about it fair play.

Skyped with college kid Sunday night. That’s getting to be weird now that we’re settling in to our 1/3rd empty nest I just didn’t have a ton of interesting news to share with him these days.

October 23, 2009

Long week

This was a particularly long week, and I’m glad to be at Friday night when I can take a pause and enjoy a decent Shabbat.

For those of you waiting on my biopsy news, the results came back this week, and I’m sorry to say were not the all clear I was hoping hoping for. This time around, while not melanoma it was a “severe atypical” something or other, or as the Dr. says, pre-cancer. This means my annual trips to the Derm go back to semi-annual, but it doesn’t mean that I have any more surgery. More than anything, it’s a scary reminder of a time I’d like to forget. Of course if you’re half full guy, it’s a good news that it was caught again, and caught early and removed and I can now “Play ON”. Still mortality is always around us, and this is yet another little reminder of that.

 

This is Review WEEK at work. The semi-annual reminder that you are work;n for the “man” and not visa-versa. This years review process made especially angst filled thanks to the economy and changes at the Corporate Home and all the uncertainly that only a pending reorganization can bring. As the British say, Redundant. You don’t want to be redundant.. good news is I’m not. So, another 6 months and that might change. Also this week, conferences and report cards. I don’t go to conferences but I do follow report cards and I’m happy to say we’re all A’s over here, except one B in the girls math class.

OK, chastise away but if this chick is getting all A’s, I’m not sure we don’t have grade inflation around here.

Finally, the weather sucks, it’s been cold, wet, snowy and it’s only October.. and it’s darker than hell this for some reason. Might need to stare into an incandescent light for a couple days to get over SAD>

October 21, 2009

Quick one..

From when the toliet was out-

Mrs S catches me coming in from taking the dog out back at night. I never take to dog out back at night. “You we’re peeing in the yard I hope”. “What, that’s disgusting”. “I’m serious, we’re working back there. ” “No worries dear”. ” If you have to go, go to the Hoffa’s next door, they said we could use their bathroom today” “Honey, I’ve been saving my urine in peanut butter jars down in the beasement for years, this isn’t really a problem. I love you for thinking of me though”.

My daughter’s face froze as she started at me, not knowing if I was serious or not… Which brought me joy.