This has been one hell of week. Between work, home, Masonic Lodge, financial news up the ying yang.. Reading the stuff about Bear Stearns.. reading about this bailout for builders because of the ongoing crisis, you have to ask yourself… what the heck is wrong with this country that greed seems to trump everything else.
So, when I’m President, there’s going to be some changes.
1) We’re closing all the houses of worship since no one is listening anyway. I mean come on Mr. President, how can you attend Church every Sunday and then just flat out lie to this country the way you do. All those Churches, Synagogues and Meeting Halls are clearly not going to good use, put that land back on the tax rolls.
2) We’ll be serving free McDonalds to the entire country. You’ll be able to get Big Macs and Fillet-O-Fishes (my personal fav) in the workplace, at school, at Wal-Mart.. all free eat as much as you like. This goes hand in hand with..
3) Cholesterol and blood pressure medications are now illegal. Frankly folks, we gotta thin the herd. I’m not sure how this happened but we’ve degenerated into a country where guessing the amount of money in a dang briefcase is considered a skill, and the best we can do is answer questions on league with a 5th grader. That and American Idol is still a ratings killer. The country might not be worth saving folks.
OK, so I’m a bit bitter but frankly we’re a little disgusted over here at the current state of affairs and how far down Mr. Bush and company have dragged this country. Just as bad, this Troika of Choices for our next Chief Executive don’t exactly inspire confidence either. And then you walk around town and see what we’ve degenerated too and.. .well I’m not exactly inspired. When 80% of this countries electorate couldn’t even find Tibet on a map much less explain it’s connection to China.. Ask a man on the street why putting a bunch of missiles in Czech Republic is news and they couldn’t even tell you what NATO is. Should all these people be voting.
One small editorial, for Apple Valley residents, I would also put Round Abouts at all intersections. I’m convinced it would raise our collective intelligence.
Enough Bitter Sank
3 Comments
April 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm
One small editorial, for Apple Valley residents, I would also put Round Abouts at all intersections. I’m convinced it would raise our collective intelligence.
You’re just trying to get me to post aren’t you?
April 4, 2008 at 9:48 pm
heh heh… That would be shallow of me, and being shallow is wrong.
April 4, 2008 at 11:53 pm
heh! I’m shallow — I say it’s ok